phantastic-phangirls:

i am momentarily slowly dying inside.

continue scrolling don’t worry about me.

i. am. not. alright.

shitshilarious:

put the butter down motherfucker and let me and my wife go.

inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

First 20, mbf me, no likes, go 

heyava:

I would fuc him

holy fuck <3 thank you puberty

i cant even

hex-girlfriend:

Leave me a face in my ask and I’ll tell you:

(◕‿◕✿) — My top 5 favorite bands/musicians

(｡♥‿♥｡) — If I have a crush

ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) — Something I’ve wanted for a long time

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ — What makes me happy 

(✖╭╮✖) — What makes me sad 

(。・_・。) — Something that is so horrible I wonder why it exists

(⊙_◎) — Something that drives me crazy

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻  —  What angers me the most